Wouldn’t you like to know.

Oh…you’d like to know? Okay. My name is Wendy Zamora and I’m an East Coast Italian-American who married a West Coast Mexican-American and my crazy ass moved across the country to be with his crazy ass and we made a crazy little baby.

I write cultural satire about our families and a selection of other completely unrelated topics such as science, dance (I’m a former dancer, we’ll get into that later), cancer, and meatballs.

Like how I just slipped cancer in there? Yah, I’ve got it. It’s bad.

As for meatballs, I have an unhealthy obsession with them. Like, if we could choose our own version of heaven, mine would be a meatball buffet with turkey meatballs and chicken meatballs and beef meatballs with all different kinds of sauces and it would be all meatballs all the time. I’m not joking. My entire heaven would be an endless parade of meatballs.

In addition to this here blog, I’m a full-time writer monkey for Malwarebytes and a contributing writer for few other online and print publications. All thoughts expressed on The Olive Gal come out of my insane head alone, and do not reflect the opinions of…blah blah blah you know this spiel.

If you want to contact me, you can find me on Twitter @theolivegal. Or, if you’re feeling really brave, you can send me an email at wendytzamora@gmail.com.