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Confession: I Put Hot Dogs in the Pasta I Served with Bottled Sauce for Dinner
July 2, 2014May 31, 2018 The Olive Gal 9 Comments
  • Food

Confession: I Put Hot Dogs in the Pasta I Served with Bottled Sauce for Dinner

My Nonna is rolling in her grave right now. I can make a decent authentic Italian sauce. (Note: If someone tells you pasta sauce is called gravy, just kick them in the crotch and walk away.)…

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Back to Life, Back to Reality
June 24, 2014June 24, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Family

Back to Life, Back to Reality

Hey guys, sorry about the extended hiatus. I know you were all a little lost without me, but just take a deep breath: I’m not going anywhere for a while. (Quite literally. I used up most…

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This 9-Year-Old Prodigy Is Making Me Rethink My Life
June 4, 2014June 5, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Dance

This 9-Year-Old Prodigy Is Making Me Rethink My Life

Today I came across a video of a 9-year-old boy playing Beethoven and Chopin with the technique, phrasing, and passion of someone well beyond his years. Adrian Romoff is a cheeky little monkey who’s headed into…

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Does Anyone Know How to Write a Book?
June 2, 2014June 2, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Does Anyone Know How to Write a Book?

I’ve been a writer for a long time. I published my first article back in 2001, so it’s been 13 years as a professional. But it stretches back much longer than that. Because anyone who writes…

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Haters Gonna Hate
May 22, 2014July 21, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Haters Gonna Hate

Yesterday was a bit of a bummer. I posted an article on xoJane about the Free People ad, and I got a fair amount of flack for it in the comments section. It’s the Internet, so…

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I Just Can’t Quit You, Dance
May 20, 2014July 21, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
  • Dance

I Just Can’t Quit You, Dance

In 2007, I had a difficult decision to make. I had been working at Dance Spirit magazine for four years, slowly clawing my way from intern to front desk to editorial. It felt like a slow climb at…

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This is Why Dancers are Pissed at That Free People Ballet Ad
May 16, 2014July 21, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
  • Dance

This is Why Dancers are Pissed at That Free People Ballet Ad

My Facebook feed exploded this week when a Free People ad ran that featured an embarrassingly untrained “dancer” who talked about how she had trained in ballet since she was 3 years old. The ad was…

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If You Could Commit Any Crime, What Would It Be?
May 15, 2014May 15, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
  • Food

If You Could Commit Any Crime, What Would It Be?

Yesterday, me and my Adventurous Lunch crew at work (and by Adventurous Lunch, we mean eating Subway sandwiches in the upstairs conference room) were talking about a terrible, awful movie called The Purge. I’ve never seen it,…

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Attempt Number 5,637 at Losing Those Last Five Pounds
May 13, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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Attempt Number 5,637 at Losing Those Last Five Pounds

Ugh. Weight loss. Could there be a less appealing topic? I’m avoiding sweets, I’m eating healthy, I’m exercising, blah blah blabbity blah. I’ve had five pounds to lose for the better part of a year and…

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Nine Old Ladies Walk Into a Coffee Joint
May 8, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Nine Old Ladies Walk Into a Coffee Joint

I came to First Street Coffee in Gilroy to get some work done. I’ve got a few hours between boring adult appointments, and I figured I’d curl up at a coffee house, sip on a cappuccino,…

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