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If You Happen to Know Me, You Might Want to Hang Some Garlic
May 6, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

If You Happen to Know Me, You Might Want to Hang Some Garlic

If you are someone who knows me and are years and years away from your timely death, you might want to do yourself a favor and hang some garlic or do a novena. Nearly every single…

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I Just Can’t Quit You, David Tennant
May 1, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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I Just Can’t Quit You, David Tennant

By now everyone knows I’ve been going through some difficult stuff. People dying all willy-nilly. Babies taking a look around in my apparently hostile uterus and saying, “Welp! I think I’ll take off early. I’ve got…

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I Have No Idea How Far Along I Am in My Pregnancy and It’s Driving Me Nuts
April 9, 2014June 3, 2017 The Olive Gal No Comments
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I Have No Idea How Far Along I Am in My Pregnancy and It’s Driving Me Nuts

Yeah, you read that right. In today’s world of struggling to get pregnant, visiting fertility clinics like those at Gurnee location, the time of super prenatal care and ultrasounds at 7 weeks pregnant and fertility and…

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TGIM
March 31, 2014May 31, 2018 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
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TGIM

Most people greet Mondays with a begrudging sigh of defeat. They’ve got a full week of work ahead of them—five whole days until they can relax and kick up their feet to enjoy two fleeting days…

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Chain Letters are Making a Comeback
March 27, 2014March 27, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
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Chain Letters are Making a Comeback

What does LL Cool J say? Don’t call it a comeback? You’re right, it’s not. But I’ve had two chain letters in different forms come across my path this week, and I find that oddly satisfying.…

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Reality Bites Makes Me Misty
March 24, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Reality Bites Makes Me Misty

Maybe it’s just the pregnancy hormones talking here, but I watched a little Reality Bites tonight and it made me ache for my youth in a not-so-superficial-how-fast-can-this-life-go-by-and-why-are-things-so-different-now kind of way. It’s crazy to think that this movie…

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Book Guilt
March 19, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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Book Guilt

A colleague said to me recently about starting a blog for my company that I would soon suffer from blog guilt if I didn’t update frequently enough. I’m well aware of blog guilt—it’s part of the…

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I Am Endlessly Amused by the Turkeys Outside My Window
March 14, 2014March 14, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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I Am Endlessly Amused by the Turkeys Outside My Window

I work in an area of Monterey that is fairly remote. Our street is a loop called Ryan Ranch, where there are several business parks, but in reality, we are all camped out in the hills…

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It’s Red Sox Season and You Know What That Means
February 26, 2014March 5, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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It’s Red Sox Season and You Know What That Means

Spring training is under way and that means just one thing for Red Sox Nation: another fresh start, another shiny new season, another opportunity to dream that this year could be THE YEAR. (Okay, that sounded…

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The Winter Olympics Are So Weird
February 21, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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The Winter Olympics Are So Weird

Admittedly, I haven’t been watching much of the Winter Olympics this year. They’re on network! That’s like, 200 channels away from my comfort zone of basic cable. Whenever I think about switching the channel to NBC,…

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