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Why Water Parks Are the Worst Place for People Who Hate Other People
August 18, 2014August 19, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

Why Water Parks Are the Worst Place for People Who Hate Other People

Living in an area that’s shrouded in fog June through August, it’s hard to feel as though you’re really experiencing summer—I wore boots the other day. But the weird thing about the Monterey Peninsula is that…

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Teaching My Son Healthy Italian Stereotypes
August 14, 2014August 15, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Teaching My Son Healthy Italian Stereotypes

I’d like to report that although we live 3,000 miles away from our Italian side of the family, Alex and I are doing a splendid job of teaching Lucas about the other half of his culture.…

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The Most Pointless Doctor’s Visit of All Time
August 8, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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The Most Pointless Doctor’s Visit of All Time

Yesterday I got a voicemail from my doctor’s office. They wanted to know if I could come in an hour before today’s appointment to get some x-rays done on my back. If my voicemail were a…

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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Have a Nervous Breakdown
July 31, 2014 The Olive Gal 16 Comments
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When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Have a Nervous Breakdown

Or very nearly do. I’d categorize this latest bout of stress and anxiety brought on by the BlogHer conference as a “near-miss.” Over the last week, I bit off a little more salami than I could…

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Good Italian Genes Means Bad American Jeans
July 28, 2014July 28, 2014 The Olive Gal 4 Comments
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Good Italian Genes Means Bad American Jeans

Being Italian means God blesses you in the ass department. He may handicap you with a pushy mom and inordinate amounts of facial hair, but he gives you a nice ass to make up for it.…

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Ten Middle-Aged Drunks Walk Into a Denny’s…
July 15, 2014July 15, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
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Ten Middle-Aged Drunks Walk Into a Denny’s…

Before I get this started, I’ve got to make a few corrections to the headline. Not all of us were drunk, and not all of us are middle-aged, but you’ll forgive me if I flubbed. Four…

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I’m Totally Geeking Out Over JK Rowling’s Harry Potter Update
July 8, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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I’m Totally Geeking Out Over JK Rowling’s Harry Potter Update

I was already well past childhood when I first discovered Harry Potter. A friend introduced me in college and insisted that it would be one of the best reads of my life. Since I had a…

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Does Anyone Know How to Write a Book?
June 2, 2014June 2, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Does Anyone Know How to Write a Book?

I’ve been a writer for a long time. I published my first article back in 2001, so it’s been 13 years as a professional. But it stretches back much longer than that. Because anyone who writes…

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Haters Gonna Hate
May 22, 2014July 21, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Haters Gonna Hate

Yesterday was a bit of a bummer. I posted an article on xoJane about the Free People ad, and I got a fair amount of flack for it in the comments section. It’s the Internet, so…

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Nine Old Ladies Walk Into a Coffee Joint
May 8, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
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Nine Old Ladies Walk Into a Coffee Joint

I came to First Street Coffee in Gilroy to get some work done. I’ve got a few hours between boring adult appointments, and I figured I’d curl up at a coffee house, sip on a cappuccino,…

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