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This Thanksgiving, I’m Thankful for a 40-Dollar Mouth Guard
November 25, 2014November 25, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
  • Extreme Sarcasm

This Thanksgiving, I’m Thankful for a 40-Dollar Mouth Guard

And family and friends and blah blah blah. But if it weren’t for this silly little plastic piece I picked up a few days ago, those same family and friends that I’m so thankful for would…

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November is Mental Hibernation Month
November 18, 2014November 18, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

November is Mental Hibernation Month

November may be best known as Movember, the month in which the menfolk decide to piss off their ladies by growing spiny patches of facial hair “for a cause” (that cause being laziness and the ability…

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Our Ant Problem Is Turning Me and Alex Into Crazy People
November 4, 2014November 4, 2014 The Olive Gal 4 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

Our Ant Problem Is Turning Me and Alex Into Crazy People

About a week and a half ago, Alex discovered a few ants convened on the floor by our garbage can and promptly flipped out. Being born and raised in rural back-country, a few ants never bothered…

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I’m Embracing the Sexy Halloween Costume This Year
October 26, 2014October 27, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

I’m Embracing the Sexy Halloween Costume This Year

When I went trick-or-treating as a little girl, I didn’t see streets lined with sexy Cinderellas and Sleeping Beauties and Snow Whites. Sure, there were the old standards—witches and ghosts and pumpkins—but I don’t remember the costumes…

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I Just Might Be a Real Californian Now
October 9, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
  • Extreme Sarcasm
  • Food

I Just Might Be a Real Californian Now

In a few months I will have lived in California for eight years. That’s only one year less than I lived in New York. Even though I’ve been here a while, I’ve always considered myself an…

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Hey La Hey La, My Back Pain’s Back
October 6, 2014 The Olive Gal 3 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

Hey La Hey La, My Back Pain’s Back

On September 17, I received an epidural steroid injection. I didn’t have high hopes for the procedure, but it was my last-ditch effort for Western medicine before I started turning to essential oils and rain dances…

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An Ode to Fall in New England
October 1, 2014October 1, 2014 The Olive Gal 2 Comments
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An Ode to Fall in New England

This morning when I stepped outside, there was a brisk quality to the air that was not there yesterday. I wore flats with no socks, and as a cool breeze wafted over the tops of my…

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Just My Luck
September 22, 2014September 22, 2014 The Olive Gal 3 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

Just My Luck

Well, I mentioned there might be some drama with my epidural steroid injection shot last week. Annnnnnd I was right. Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy. Next time I make a prediction on this blog, I’m going…

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I Got Nothing!
September 16, 2014 The Olive Gal 3 Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

I Got Nothing!

Confession: when I’m happy and/or simply content, I have jack-ass shit to write about. The boy is being precious. I had a lovely anniversary weekend. Work is going swimmingly. I have absolutely nothing to complain about…except…

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Two Moms and a Coworker: Our Wild and Crazy Night
August 26, 2014August 26, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

Two Moms and a Coworker: Our Wild and Crazy Night

Ten years ago in New York City, my typical Saturday night might look a little something like this: 9pm dinner at some swanky establishment with a name like food. (no capitals, period at the end of…

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