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I Am Endlessly Amused by the Turkeys Outside My Window
March 14, 2014March 14, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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I Am Endlessly Amused by the Turkeys Outside My Window

I work in an area of Monterey that is fairly remote. Our street is a loop called Ryan Ranch, where there are several business parks, but in reality, we are all camped out in the hills…

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The Paradox of Modern Parenting
March 7, 2014March 7, 2014 The Olive Gal 3 Comments
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The Paradox of Modern Parenting

When you are in a family with two full-time working, commuting parents and an energetic toddler, your days can sometimes feel like a series of magnificent hurdles. Some days you function like a well-oiled machine. Toddler…

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Sorry West Coast: East Coast Food Kicks Your Butt
March 5, 2014March 5, 2014 The Olive Gal 6 Comments
  • Food

Sorry West Coast: East Coast Food Kicks Your Butt

After seven years of living in California and visiting gorgeous places like Napa, Sonoma, San Francisco, San Diego, Yosemite, Paso Robles, and of course, Carmel, Pacific Grove, and Monterey, I have just one thing to say:…

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My Husband and I Have the Most Ridiculous Arguments
February 28, 2014February 28, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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My Husband and I Have the Most Ridiculous Arguments

Tonight, my husband and I were cozied up on the couch watching Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, when we came upon the scene where (SPOILER ALERT…which, if you haven’t seen the Harry Potters yet,…

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It’s Red Sox Season and You Know What That Means
February 26, 2014March 5, 2014 The Olive Gal No Comments
  • Extreme Sarcasm

It’s Red Sox Season and You Know What That Means

Spring training is under way and that means just one thing for Red Sox Nation: another fresh start, another shiny new season, another opportunity to dream that this year could be THE YEAR. (Okay, that sounded…

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The Winter Olympics Are So Weird
February 21, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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The Winter Olympics Are So Weird

Admittedly, I haven’t been watching much of the Winter Olympics this year. They’re on network! That’s like, 200 channels away from my comfort zone of basic cable. Whenever I think about switching the channel to NBC,…

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What Your Morbid Fantasies Say About You
February 18, 2014May 31, 2018 The Olive Gal 5 Comments
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What Your Morbid Fantasies Say About You

The other day I was in the shower shaving my legs when some suds began to trickle down into my eye. Without thinking, I reached up, razor still in hand, and brushed them away. Nothing happened,…

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Every Time My Kid Cries I Can’t Help But Laugh
February 13, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
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Every Time My Kid Cries I Can’t Help But Laugh

I am not an evil person. Edit: I am not that evil of a person. I consider myself a compassionate, loving parent. As most parents with a heart will attest, seeing your child sick or in pain is…

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I’m Taking Diet Pills and Don’t You Judge Me
February 11, 2014 The Olive Gal 1 Comment
  • Food

I’m Taking Diet Pills and Don’t You Judge Me

Alright, so it turns out I need a little assistance in the motivation/weight-loss department. (Also in the happiness department, but one thing at a time, Olive Gal. One thing at a time.) I don’t know whatever…

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Let’s Talk About Sex…or How About Let’s Not
February 7, 2014May 31, 2018 The Olive Gal 3 Comments
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Let’s Talk About Sex…or How About Let’s Not

My husband and I have this argument on a regular basis. He’s thinks it’s totally natural and okay to discuss sex with members of your family—your baby brother, your aunt, your PARENTS. And I think that…

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