I’m in a Glass Case of Emotion
There’s a reason why you all haven’t heard from me in a while. I’ve been trapped in a glass case of emotion. It’s called real estate hell. While the experience has been nothing short of dramatic…
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Buying and Selling: An Emotional Roller Coaster
I’ve always hated roller coasters. The slow grinding of the gears as they inch their way up a steep incline. The rust-scented steel bar across your lap that either cuts off your circulation or feels loose enough…
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We’re Moving
It’s official. As of this Thursday afternoon, my first home will be on the market. A photographer is coming in to take snapshots for the listing, fliers are going out, and the open house is happening…
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My Toddler Is Now a Kid and My Whole World Has Changed
Do you know how many times I’ve said, “No one told me this was going to happen” in my child’s short life? When breastfeeding didn’t happen naturally, I said, “No one said it was going to be…
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Dancing With My Son
Ever since my four-year-old son laid eyes on the Chandelier video, he’s been improv dancing in our living room trying to recreate the steps. He stands up on the couch, throws his hands out wide, and launches…
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I’m Not Impressed By Your Giant Snowstorm
You got 34 inches of snow, you say? You can’t get out of your slider door? You spent two days holed up with family watching movies and drinking hot cocoa and sliding down the hills in…
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I’m 34 Years Old and Went Shopping at Hot Topic
Go ahead, judge me. I certainly did. I walked by the store in our local lame-ass mall this Saturday evening, and I saw me a Dr. Who Tardis dress hanging in the store window. The very…
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How to Rebel Against New Year’s Resolutions: Eat Like a Champion
I entered into this New Year just like everyone else: fresh with optimism, full of heady ideas about eating healthy and making some smart choices in my life. That lasted all of one day. Remember last…
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The Single Stupidest Argument I’ve Ever Had With My Mother
My mom and I have butt heads many times over the last thirty-grumble-grumble years. Many, many times. A good many of them were emo-teenage arguments, like “You don’t understand me!” or “My life is so hard!”…
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Toddler Bedtime is the Absolute Worst
Stop me if you’ve heard this one before. Of course you have, but I don’t care because this is my blog and I do what I want. Does that sound like the voice of someone who had…
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